Posted by
Kevin L. Kitchens on Tuesday, June 05, 2007 12:02:03 PM
You'd Vote For Hillary
by Kevin L. Kitchens
(parody of I Don't Like Mondays by the Boomtown Rats)
The liberal brain inside her head
Is running on overload.
The country is going to lose today.
She's gonna lay claim to her throne.
And Billy doesn't understand it.
Always said she's a nagging crone.
And we can see no reasons
'cause there are no reasons
Can a reason even be shown?
Tell me why!
You'd vote for Hillary?
Tell me why!
You'd vote for Hillary?
Tell me why!
You'd vote for Hillary?
She wants to bring... this country down.
Her spin machine, wants to make her queen
So they lie to a believing world.
Well, the Breck Girl's shocked.
And so is Barack
But they seek to run with that spoiled little girl.
It's been her dream, since she was sixteen.
They'll be hell to pay if she meets defeat.
She sees lots of reasons
But there are no reasons
To commit an unreasonable deed!
Tell me why!
You'd vote for Hillary?
Tell me why!
You'd vote for Hillary?
Tell me why!
You'd vote for Hillary?
She wants to bring... this country down.
Down, down, down
Tear it all down!
And all the laughing's stopped
In the country now.
She wants to play with the boys awhile.
The primary's early
And soon we'll be learning
If the Constitution lives or if it dies.
And then the media hacks will
Let loose with cackles
As they explain all the hows and whys.
And they can see the reasons
That there was no reason
What reason made the voters blind?
And the liberal brain inside her head
Is running on overload.
The country is going to lose today.
She's gonna lay claim to her throne.
And Billy doesn't understand it.
Always said she's a nagging crone.
But he'll be the First Lady.
Of the old First Lady...
All reason now has flown
Tell me why!
You'd vote for Hillary?
Tell me why!
You'd vote for Hillary?
Tell me why!
You'd vote for, You'd vote for...
Tell me why!
You'd vote for Hillary?
Tell me why!
You'd vote for, You'd vote for...
Tell me why!
You'd vote for Hillary?
Tell me why!
You'd vote for Hillary?
She wants to bring... this country down.