Posted by
Kevin L. Kitchens on Friday, May 18, 2007 1:36:06 PM
Amnesty
by Kevin L. Kitchens
(parody of Honesty by Billy Joel)
If you want to come across,
It isn't hard to do.
The border's left wide open all the time.
But if you want the benefits
and refuse to wait in line
McCain has heard and now he wants to give...
AMNESTY... Is such a proper word!
Forgive their crimes is what we'll do.
AMNESTY... it really is absurd!
The senate sold out and now we're screwed.
It used to be just Democrats
Bought their votes with lies.
So they could bring the country to its knees.
But now we have the G.O.P.
Being liberals in disguise
Feeding us bull and hoping we'll believe...
AMNESTY... for those that we have heard,
Have stolen jobs and broken laws!
AMNESTY... it really is absurd!
McCain must think he's Santa Claus.
We could seal the borders.
We could send them back.
We could have security
and get us back on track.
They could do it right,
Be welcomed in with open arms.
But no...
But no...
You can't be bipartisan
And reach across the aisle.
Unless the so-called parties are distinct.
Now they seem so blended
In word and thought and style.
Can't we get a leader, who is unique?
AMNESTY... give McCain the bird!
Conservatives should dump him fast.
AMNESTY... it really is absurd!
Let's hope this bill it does not pass.